Noel Fogelman: A Letter From "Mad Mike"

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo Noel! This made me so sad. Nice job breaking down the low lights of Mad Mike.

APRIL FOOL



Also: January, February, March, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December fool.

APRIL FOOL



Also: January, February, March, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December fool.
- eichiefs9

New York Islanders ‏@NYIslanders 13s13 seconds ago
Capuano: Travis Hamonic will miss the remainder of the regular season with a lower-body injury. #Isles

Laura Albanese ‏@AlbaneseLaura 26s26 seconds ago
Hamonic out for remainder of regular season then will be reevaluated, Cappy says.

OK. Sooo...that's not terrible. .....yet.

New York Islanders ‏@NYIslanders 13s13 seconds ago
Capuano: Travis Hamonic will miss the remainder of the regular season with a lower-body injury. #Isles

Laura Albanese ‏@AlbaneseLaura 26s26 seconds ago
Hamonic out for remainder of regular season then will be reevaluated, Cappy says.

OK. Sooo...that's not terrible. .....yet.
- eichiefs9

Well I guess Pulock gets a shot or is it Zid? Just so lousy he gets hurt right before the playoffs again.

Some people say we have a terrible GM atm, but I gotta say you isles fans suffered for quite awhile, I wish there was a public flogging of Mary Milbury.

Well I guess Pulock gets a shot or is it Zid? Just so lousy he gets hurt right before the playoffs again.
- ses111

Laura Albanese ‏@AlbaneseLaura 2m2 minutes ago
Zidlicky will be back Saturday against Pittsburgh. #isles

Some people say we have a terrible GM atm, but I gotta say you isles fans suffered for quite awhile, I wish there was a public dragging and hanging of Mary Milbury.
- SRam19

Fixed

Laura Albanese ‏@AlbaneseLaura 2m2 minutes ago
Zidlicky will be back Saturday against Pittsburgh. #isles



- eichiefs9

So bottom 3 defensemen against Pitt are Strait, Hickey, Zidlicky. Awesome

Laura Albanese ‏@AlbaneseLaura 2m2 minutes ago
Zidlicky will be back Saturday against Pittsburgh. #isles



- eichiefs9

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

So bottom 3 defensemen against Pitt are Strait, Hickey, Zidlicky. Awesome
- NYI44

I can't wait to have Philly leapfrog us so we can play the Caps. Just send Pulock back to Bridgeport, jesus (frank)ing christ what a waste.

I can't wait to have Philly leapfrog us so we can play the Caps. Just send Pulock back to Bridgeport, jesus (frank)ing christ what a waste.
- eichiefs9

We used to joke Maloney was a plant from the Rangers. Maybe this explains Cappy?

I can't wait to have Philly leapfrog us so we can play the Caps. Just send Pulock back to Bridgeport, jesus (frank)ing christ what a waste.
- eichiefs9

You just know they're playing the Caps it's gonna happen. Playing Zidlicky and Strait over Pulock would even be dumb for them. They need 3 righties and 3 lefties remember

So I guess they have to play Pulock over Strait

Laura Albanese ‏@AlbaneseLaura 36s37 seconds ago
Capuano said he isn't certain if Hamonic will miss playoffs, but clearly this is fairly serious. #isles

You just know they're playing the Caps it's gonna happen. Playing Zidlicky and Strait over Pulock would even be dumb for them. They need 3 righties and 3 lefties remember

So I guess they have to play Pulock over Strait
- NYI44

Violins and Cellos...good point. Can't have Strait out there playing the cello.

Violins and Cellos...good point. Can't have Strait out there playing the cello.
- eichiefs9

@AlbaneseLaura
Cappy says he has to evaluate defensive pairings in light of Hamonic injury but prefers experience. Pulock is fine.

All about the experience

@AlbaneseLaura
Cappy says he has to evaluate defensive pairings in light of Hamonic injury but prefers experience. Pulock is fine.

All about the experience
- NYI44

"The Marek Zidlicky Experience"

It's a theme park ride in which a rhinoceros violently sprays diarrhea all over your face

"The Marek Zidlicky Experience"

It's a theme park ride in which a rhinoceros violently sprays diarrhea all over your face
- eichiefs9

Zidlicky might be the worst defenseman I've ever seen. I thought we saw the last of him in an Isles jersey. Strait sucks, but plays well once in a while. Can't wait for game 1 against the Caps. Boulton in for Brock, Bernier in for Lee.

"The Marek Zidlicky Experience"

It's a theme park ride in which a rhinoceros violently sprays diarrhea all over your face
- eichiefs9

I missed Zid turning the puck over because he was afraid to be hit.

Zidlicky might be the worst defenseman I've ever seen. I thought we saw the last of him in an Isles jersey. Strait sucks, but plays well once in a while. Can't wait for game 1 against the Caps. Boulton in for Brock, Bernier in for Lee.
- NYI44

He's atrocious. I don't understand what possible value any human being, who has even the most basic understanding of hockey, could possibly think that he brings to any team.

He's atrocious. I don't understand what possible value any human being, who has even the most basic understanding of hockey, could possibly think that he brings to any team.
- eichiefs9

Corsi. It's all about the Corsi

He's atrocious. I don't understand what possible value any human being, who has even the most basic understanding of hockey, could possibly think that he brings to any team.
- eichiefs9

Cappy loves vet scrub dmen and forwards.

Corsi. It's all about the Corsi
- NYI44

If Capuano said that I could at least respect his opinion because he did some homework and had, what he believed to be, some sound reasoning for his decision. I'd still disagree, but it would at least show that he put some more thought into it then "durrrrrrrrrrrrr expeereeunce"

But benching Pulock who's play was almost wholly positive, so perpetual turnover machine Zidlicky can get back into the lineup is beyond comprehension. I can't wait to watch Crosby torch him tomorrow.

If Capuano said that I could at least respect his opinion because he did some homework and had, what he believed to be, some sound reasoning for his decision. I'd still disagree, but it would at least show that he put some more thought into it then "durrrrrrrrrrrrr expeereeunce"

But benching Pulock who's play was almost wholly positive, so perpetual turnover machine Zidlicky can get back into the lineup is beyond comprehension. I can't wait to watch Crosby torch him tomorrow.
- eichiefs9

The funny part is, when Pulock did play, he actually put him on the PP (although it was the second unit) and when they were down with the empty net, he was out there. So he's a healthy scratch, but when he plays, they're comfortable with him out with a minute left down a goal? Makes no sense